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Your Mom Ate My Doorbell - Beau Nair - Unisex T-shirt
  • Your Mom Ate My Doorbell - Beau Nair - Unisex T-shirt

Get an eco version of a beloved classic in this unisex t-shirt made from 100% recycled materials. Its lightweight fabric and time-tested fit make this tee a true staple for warmer days.

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Unisex sizing, regular fit
• Side-seamed construction

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$30.00
Your Mom Ate My Doorbell - Coffee Mug
  • Your Mom Ate My Doorbell - Coffee Mug
  • Your Mom Ate My Doorbell - Coffee Mug

Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

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$20.00
Your Mom Ate My Doorbell - Bumper  Sticker
  • Your Mom Ate My Doorbell - Bumper  Sticker

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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$15.00
Beaudacios - Beau Nair - Unisex staple eco t-shirt
  • Beaudacios - Beau Nair - Unisex staple eco t-shirt

Get an eco version of a beloved classic in this unisex t-shirt made from 100% recycled materials. Its lightweight fabric and time-tested fit make this tee a true staple for warmer days.

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Unisex sizing, regular fit
• Side-seamed construction

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$30.00
Beau Nair Logo Mug with Color Inside
  • Beau Nair Logo Mug with Color Inside
  • Beau Nair Logo Mug with Color Inside

Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

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$20.00
Mr. Beau Dangles - Unisex T-Shirt
  • Mr. Beau Dangles - Unisex T-Shirt

Get an eco version of a beloved classic in this unisex t-shirt made from 100% recycled materials. Its lightweight fabric and time-tested fit make this tee a true staple for warmer days.

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Unisex sizing, regular fit
• Side-seamed construction

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$30.00
Beaunafide -Beau Nair - Unisex T-shirt
  • Beaunafide -Beau Nair - Unisex T-shirt

Get an eco version of a beloved classic in this unisex t-shirt made from 100% recycled materials. Its lightweight fabric and time-tested fit make this tee a true staple for warmer days.

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Unisex sizing, regular fit
• Side-seamed construction

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$30.00
The Dark Side of the Moonshine -  Unisex T-shirt
  • The Dark Side of the Moonshine -  Unisex T-shirt

Get an eco version of a beloved classic in this unisex t-shirt made from 100% recycled materials. Its lightweight fabric and time-tested fit make this tee a true staple for warmer days.

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Unisex sizing, regular fit
• Side-seamed construction

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$30.00
Life is Beautiful - Unisex T-shirt
  • Life is Beautiful - Unisex T-shirt

Get an eco version of a beloved classic in this unisex t-shirt made from 100% recycled materials. Its lightweight fabric and time-tested fit make this tee a true staple for warmer days.

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Unisex sizing, regular fit
• Side-seamed construction

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$30.00
Beau Nair Logo  - Unisex T-shirt
  • Beau Nair Logo  - Unisex T-shirt

Get an eco version of a beloved classic in this unisex t-shirt made from 100% recycled materials. Its lightweight fabric and time-tested fit make this tee a true staple for warmer days.

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Unisex sizing, regular fit
• Side-seamed construction

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$30.00

PHOTO GALLERY

PLAY SOME TUNES!

BIO

Born to a pair of dope smugglers in a seedy motel along Highway 66, Beau Nair was an outlaw on the run from the moment he pooped out of his mama's babyhole. His radical ways and dangerous vices were leading him down the road to degradation until one day at age 4, he heard legendary country singer Jim Reeves on an old Victrola in the backroom of a New Orleans brothel. It was that fateful day that Beau found his calling: to become the greatest country superstar the world had ever known. 

As Beau traveled the highways of America, he spent his formative years in honky tonks, saloons and pool halls soaking up all the glorious 45's their jukeboxes could spin. Beau began learning boogie woogie piano from the best of the barrelhouse badasses while toking on their personal stash. In time, Beau became a man of stature and grace, who smelled like weed and sex and looked like there was a damn good reason for it. 

Jacked on coffee and weed, Beau honed his skills writing songs and spilled the deep secrets of his heart and soul, as well as his prodigious loins. He mastered the bass guitar and decided that he was going to bring something to country music that it had always sorely lacked: funk. In marrying the two genres, Beau Nair created FUNKTRY, a style to unify his sweet melodies and saucy lyrics with a groove so deep it'll leave marks on your sphincter. 

On one fateful tour when this itinerant outlaw was rambling across California, Beau Nair ate what Bill Hicks would refer to as a "heroic" dose of mushrooms and squeegeed his third eye. From this major tripping of the balls came a torrent of music from Beau Nair the likes of which had never erupted from within. In a year's time, over a hundred saucy, juicy, funky tunes poured forth, giving Beau the ammunition for a hot Funktry overload. The world was finally ready to experience Beau Nair in all his raging glory and ass-shaking groovaciousness. Ready or not, hair comes Nair! 

In creating this new music, Beau Nair is ready to change the worlds perception of country music as a bunch of uptight autotuned white folks whining about a bunch of pointless shit. It's time to get down and dirty and party like it's 1976. Oh, it's on, motherfuckers! Prepare your earholes (and the rest of your active orifices) for the power and the passion of Beau Fuckin' Nair!

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